Friday 21 June 2013

Porn star

Dinner over with our Italian neighbours and we're heading out the door on a Friday evening with the weekend ahead of us. Squiffy as we get home and mind strays to Grindr.

The most extraordinary message:

"I'm playing at my boyfriend's and we've run out of lube. You're the nearest person I've spotted, can I come round?"

He was hot - a beautiful 20-something and we could hardly refuse a desperate neighbour so we said yes. He arrived - a lovely guy studying in the US covered in tattoos and while he waited for the lube he had sex with us both.

After he left we looked at his Gridnr profile again and there was a twitter handle attached. Transpires he's a big name in gay porn. Marvellous.